| Friday, November 28, 2008
tis weird when you can't make sense of yourself. yet, confusion always clears and lets realisation take center stage.
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oho. realization has dawned.
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clap.clap.clap.
the purple piggy oinked 6:55 AM
| Tuesday, November 25, 2008
bla-di-bla. the ceiling crashed down. then it flew back up again. yay!
to state the obvious, i am bored. yay!
the purple piggy oinked 6:26 PM
| Saturday, November 8, 2008
*stage manager slowly approaches taped-up box placed
inconspicuously at a corner of the stage. Strange, he thought to himself, that box seems to be rattling! I hope its not another prank, like what that @#$%!!!! troublemakers did last week!
*stage manager carefully rips off the tape sealing the box
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
*stage manager screams like a baby wanting its meal and runs away madly, as a lady burst out of the box and said
greetings, earthworld inhabitant! ...... or...... Greetings, earthworld atmosphere!!
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NEWS REPORT---NEWS REPORT---NEWS REPORT---NEWS REPORT---NEWS REPORT---
THE WORLD IS AT STAKE!!!!! EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! HIDE SOMEWHERE!!! UNDER A TABLE OR SOMEWHERE!! JUST HIDE!!!! AAAA!!!!!!! THE CEILING IS FALLING DOWN!!!! OMG!!!!! AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa..........
the purple piggy oinked 5:31 AM
| Friday, November 7, 2008
*cue angelic tinkling music stage right
soprano enters from stage left and sings--------There's some~thing wroooong with my b~l~o~g's tiiimeee!!
soprano exits stage left
*totally random fake bear runs across stage, entering from stage right and exiting from stage left
*cue fanfare as curtains slowly fall
the purple piggy oinked 12:14 AM
| Thursday, November 6, 2008
i have reason to believe that i am a person. with all the evidence floating, walking and running around me, I am proud to announce that, I AM A HUMAN BEING!!
*adoring audience applauds and throws bouquets at stage
*wads of cash are thrown onstage, tied together using ribbons made of gold braid carefully hand-woven by royal princesses
*a fanfare sounds as flower petals are sprinkled on the ground, creating a flowery carpet for the grand exit
PS: I am bored, as you probably can see from this post. Anyway, (creepy music sounds) I WILL BE BACK (creepy music ends) *cue screeching bats stage left
the purple piggy oinked 11:58 PM
| Monday, November 3, 2008
SUPER-DUPER BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
oops. i forgot what i was gonna say.
well, I AM TIRED!!!
Note: The last sentence is an excuse to account for my lack of memory.
Note: The above sentence is an explanation to account for the excuse to account for my lack of memory.
the purple piggy oinked 5:24 AM
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okay people! you have an update smoking hot on the table!!
From the kitchens of M.E
- I am a human
- I am a person
- I am a girl
U~P~D~A~T~E~~~~~~F~I~N~I~S~H~E~D
the purple piggy oinked 5:08 AM
