| Friday, April 24, 2009
flowing out gracefully,
or perhaps not so much,
both ways or two very
different things altogether.
one up, one down,
no sick stuff of course (duh)
nose, the really disgusting stuff,
fingers, the coveted stuff,
where bandages keep it in
all week, and now,
it finally comes out,
victory shouts fill the air,
until the nose becomes
so blocked, that the poor eyeballs,
feel like popping out,
and the beautiful fingers
have to stop the flow,
and reach for the long-suffering
toilet roll.
how now, you evil, clear, and blocky snot!
the purple piggy oinked 9:54 PM
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i hate runny noses.
may the force of the dry noses and moisturized throats be with me.
the purple piggy oinked 9:52 PM
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you know, i really should be a scientist. first though, one reaally random shout coming right up.
"I AM A BAKERYSCIENCEWRITER"
the above phrase looks good, doesn't it? shall put that on my business card.
anyway, I FOUND THE EQUATION FOR THE SPEED OF DARK!
so, *cracks knuckles* here goes.... '
let x be speed of light + speed of darklet speed of dark be ysince speed of light is 3.0 x 10^8 ms-1,y= x-(3.0 x 10^8 ms-1)*audience cheers wildly and the reporters go wild*
or, as i would say,
ALBERT EINSTEIN WITHOUT THE PUFFY HAIR!
*and my hair is not puffy, in case you dunno who I'm referring to (hint)
**does anyone even understand this, anyway?
the purple piggy oinked 9:31 PM
| Saturday, April 4, 2009
boobooboo!
the purple piggy oinked 12:58 AM
