| Thursday, November 6, 2008
i have reason to believe that i am a person. with all the evidence floating, walking and running around me, I am proud to announce that, I AM A HUMAN BEING!!
*adoring audience applauds and throws bouquets at stage
*wads of cash are thrown onstage, tied together using ribbons made of gold braid carefully hand-woven by royal princesses
*a fanfare sounds as flower petals are sprinkled on the ground, creating a flowery carpet for the grand exit
PS: I am bored, as you probably can see from this post. Anyway, (creepy music sounds) I WILL BE BACK (creepy music ends) *cue screeching bats stage left
the purple piggy oinked 11:58 PM
