| Saturday, February 21, 2009
My dear fellow earthlings,
as a a foreign ambassador from the esteemed dwarf planet (this is an injustice! we are a planet!) Pluto,
i am all to happy to announce that as of today,
there will be free shuttles between planet Earth and planet Pluto!
*crowd starts whooping*
as for the exact place of these shuttles, go find out yourself.
anyway, i am pleased that the alliance forged between Pluto and Earth has lasted for more than thirteen wonderful years, and hope that this alliance can continue to strengthen!!
*polite applause*
free milo ice-creams for everyone!!!!
*crowd goes wild*
therefore, i thank you all.
*leaves the podium*
boy: mama, is it done?
mama: yup!
boy: yay! ice-cream!!
*stampedes to the poor ice-cream lady who is being swamped by people*
*mother limps after him, having had her foot trampled by him*
the purple piggy oinked 9:09 PM
