| Friday, April 24, 2009
you know, i really should be a scientist. first though, one reaally random shout coming right up.
"I AM A BAKERYSCIENCEWRITER"
the above phrase looks good, doesn't it? shall put that on my business card.
anyway, I FOUND THE EQUATION FOR THE SPEED OF DARK!
so, *cracks knuckles* here goes.... '
let x be speed of light + speed of darklet speed of dark be ysince speed of light is 3.0 x 10^8 ms-1,y= x-(3.0 x 10^8 ms-1)*audience cheers wildly and the reporters go wild*
or, as i would say,
ALBERT EINSTEIN WITHOUT THE PUFFY HAIR!
*and my hair is not puffy, in case you dunno who I'm referring to (hint)
**does anyone even understand this, anyway?
the purple piggy oinked 9:31 PM
